Hict, Slayer of Stalkerbe

I slayed a stalkerbe! Here's some screenshots:

The Stalkerbe's corpse.

My injuries from the battle.

A screenshot of the carnage.

 

The kill list of the stalkerbe.

Here's a log of the battle, for your amusement:
 You slash The Stalkerbe in the upper body with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You attack The Stalkerbe but She jumps away!
You attack The Stalkerbe but She jumps away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the left upper arm with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
The Stalkerbe attacks You but You jump away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the right hand with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You attack The Stalkerbe but She jumps away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the lower body with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
The Stalkerbe attacks You but You jump away!
You pick up the -bismuth bronze tinder toy- and put it in your happy baby leather backpack.
You pick up the happy baby leather left glove and put it in your happy baby leather backpack.
The spinning happy baby leather left glove strikes The Stalkerbe in the lower body, but the attack glances away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the right hand with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You grab The Stalkerbe by the throat with your left lower arm!
You place a chokehold on The Stalkerbe's throat with Your left lower arm!
The Stalkerbe misses You!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
The Stalkerbe passes out.
The Stalkerbe falls over.
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You release the grip of Your left lower arm from The Stalkerbe's throat.
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, fracturing it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, fracturing it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, fracturing it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, fracturing it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, fracturing it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, fracturing it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, fracturing it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, fracturing it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, fracturing it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
The Stalkerbe regains consciousness.
You slash The Stalkerbe in the tail with your steel short sword, fracturing it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the left hand with your steel short sword, fracturing it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the left upper leg with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the left upper arm with your steel short sword, fracturing it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the back left spike with your steel short sword, fracturing it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the left upper leg with your steel short sword, fracturing it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the right foot with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
The Stalkerbe stands up.
You stab The Stalkerbe in the upper body with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You punch The Stalkerbe in the upper body, but the attack glances away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the right lower leg with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You punch The Stalkerbe in the left foot, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the left upper leg with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You punch The Stalkerbe in the left hand, but the attack glances away!
The Stalkerbe is no longer stunned.
You stab The Stalkerbe in the left lower leg with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
The Stalkerbe punches You in the left hand, bruising the muscle through the -happy baby leather left glove-!
You charge at The Stalkerbe!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the left lower arm with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You collide with The Stalkerbe!
The Stalkerbe is knocked over!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the left foot with your steel short sword, fracturing it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the left upper arm with your steel short sword, fracturing it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the upper body with your steel short sword, fracturing it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the left hand with your steel short sword, fracturing it!
You strike The Stalkerbe in the tooth with the pommel of your steel short sword and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Stalkerbe stands up.
You stab The Stalkerbe in the left lower leg with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the lower body with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the left foot with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the left foot with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You punch The Stalkerbe in the left upper leg, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the right foot with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
The Stalkerbe attacks You but You jump away!
You grab The Stalkerbe by the throat from the side with your right upper arm!
The Stalkerbe strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You place a chokehold on The Stalkerbe's throat with Your right upper arm!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
The Stalkerbe passes out.
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
The Stalkerbe falls over.
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You release the choke hold of Your right upper arm on The Stalkerbe's throat.
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You collapse and fall to the ground from over-exertion.
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
The Stalkerbe regains consciousness.
You bite The Stalkerbe in the right upper leg, but the attack glances away!
You release the grip of Your right upper arm from The Stalkerbe's throat.
The Stalkerbe stands up.
The Stalkerbe is no longer stunned.
You stand up.
The Stalkerbe punches You in the left lower arm, bruising the muscle through the happy baby leather robe!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the left lower arm with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
The Stalkerbe punches You in the upper body, bruising the muscle and bruising the heart through the -®+bronze mail shirt+¯-!
You attack The Stalkerbe but She jumps away!
The Stalkerbe attacks You but You jump away!
You grab The Stalkerbe by the throat with your left lower arm!
You place a chokehold on The Stalkerbe's throat with Your left lower arm!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
The Stalkerbe passes out.
The Stalkerbe falls over.
You release the grip of Your left lower arm from The Stalkerbe's throat.
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You collapse and fall to the ground from over-exertion.
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You stand up.
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You collapse and fall to the ground from over-exertion.
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stand up.
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You collapse and fall to the ground from over-exertion.
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, shattering it!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
The Stalkerbe regains consciousness.
You strike The Stalkerbe in the left lower leg with the pommel of your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the left hand with your steel short sword, fracturing it!
The Stalkerbe stands up.
You slash The Stalkerbe in the left upper leg with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
The Stalkerbe is no longer stunned.
You stab The Stalkerbe in the left foot with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
The Stalkerbe strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the right upper leg with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
The Stalkerbe strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You punch The Stalkerbe in the left lower leg, but the attack glances away!
The Stalkerbe strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the right upper leg with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
The Stalkerbe strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You miss The Stalkerbe!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
The Stalkerbe strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Stalkerbe strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the left foot with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the right foot with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
The Stalkerbe punches You in the lower body, bruising the muscle and tearing the lower spine's nervous tissue through the -®+bronze mail shirt+¯-!
The Stalkerbe headbutts You in the right lower leg, fracturing the bone through the happy baby leather robe!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the upper body with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
The Stalkerbe bites You in the back left spike, fracturing it through the -®+bronze mail shirt+¯-!
The Stalkerbe latches on firmly!
You break the grip of The Stalkerbe's mouth from Your back left spike!
The Stalkerbe strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the left lower arm with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
The Stalkerbe strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Stalkerbe strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Stalkerbe strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Stalkerbe strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Stalkerbe headbutts You in the right lower leg, bruising the muscle through the happy baby leather robe!
The Stalkerbe bites You in the upper body, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung through the -®+bronze mail shirt+¯-!
The Stalkerbe latches on firmly!
You break the grip of The Stalkerbe's mouth from Your upper body!
The Stalkerbe strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You attack The Stalkerbe but She jumps away!
You miss The Stalkerbe!
The Stalkerbe counterstrikes!
The Stalkerbe strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Stalkerbe strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You attack The Stalkerbe but She jumps away!
The Stalkerbe bites You in the left lower arm, bruising the muscle through the happy baby leather robe!
The Stalkerbe latches on firmly!
You break the grip of The Stalkerbe's mouth on Your left lower arm.
The Stalkerbe strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You attack The Stalkerbe but She jumps away!
You miss The Stalkerbe!
The Stalkerbe counterstrikes!
The Stalkerbe strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Stalkerbe strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The Stalkerbe strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the right hand with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
The Stalkerbe bites You in the left lower leg, bruising the muscle through the happy baby leather robe!
The Stalkerbe latches on firmly!
You break the grip of The Stalkerbe's mouth on Your left lower leg.
You miss The Stalkerbe!
The Stalkerbe headbutts You in the back left spike and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Stalkerbe bites You in the right lower arm, bruising the muscle through the happy baby leather robe!
The Stalkerbe latches on firmly!
You grab The Stalkerbe by the throat with your right upper arm!
You break the grip of The Stalkerbe's mouth on Your right lower arm.
The Stalkerbe punches You in the right foot, fracturing the bone through the happy baby leather shoe!
You place a chokehold on The Stalkerbe's throat with Your right upper arm!
The Stalkerbe punches You in the right foot, bruising the muscle through the happy baby leather shoe!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
The Stalkerbe passes out.
The Stalkerbe falls over.
You release the grip of Your right upper arm from The Stalkerbe's throat.
You slash The Stalkerbe in the upper body with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You stab The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You slash The Stalkerbe in the head with your steel short sword, but the attack glances away!
You grab The Stalkerbe by the throat with your right upper arm!
You place a chokehold on The Stalkerbe's throat with Your right upper arm!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You release the grip of Your right upper arm from The Stalkerbe's throat.
You grab The Stalkerbe by the throat with your right upper arm!
You place a chokehold on The Stalkerbe's throat with Your right upper arm!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
The Stalkerbe regains consciousness.
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
The Stalkerbe passes out.
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
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You strangle The Stalkerbe's throat!
Stalkerbe has suffocated.

Waterbien Civilisates

 Here are some artworkss generated by waterbe fortress:

• The Immoral Steam, a finely designed image of two waterbe
• The Mellow Evils, a finely designed image of a quiver
• The Jester of Boring, an exceptionally designed image of three clouds
• The Distance of Boring, a well designed image of a diamond
• The Spiral of Rages, an exceptionally designed image of a full moon
• The Imprisoned Rip, an exceptionally designed image of thrones
• The Confident Rage, an exceptionally designed image of floodgates
• The Sunken Targets, an exceptionally designed image of floodgates
• The Tear of Raking, an exceptionally designed image of coins

With these in mind, I might do a paragraph on each or something with a story. Let's start:

The Immoral Steam
Audius the general and Progy the emperor sat in the throne room, discussing matters too important for the lower classes to hear. They were arguing over Covercudgels, a little hamlet in an unimportant corner of The Absolute Dimensions, and though it was difficult to pinpoint what exactly they were arguing about over their raised voices, you could make a guess and say it was something to do with the latest chasm discovered.

Before they could reach an agreement, however, a young waterbien woman with a purple robe burst into the room, breathing heavily. She had a huge collection of crossbows strapped to her robe, of all different colours and sizes. Audius was the first to say anything. "Hict, my love!" he said warmly. "I haven't seen you since Opal! I suppose you have news from your scouting". Hict managed to ask, in between breaths, for Audius to go into his own office. He agreed and left.

Audius' office wasn't much compared to Progy's throne room, but it was still envied across the entire Tender Hill. At the back was an aluminium throne, engraved with extravagant images of Audius fending off entire sieges alone. A boy, dressed in a grubby cyan shirt, was carrying several large beakfish roasts into Audius' dining room.

"So, what reports have you got from your scouting?" he asked Hict, who was being hugged by an enthusiastic Iumutus, their only living child.

"The chompers..." Hict said "...they are creating an army. The North Heaven. I saw their clouds. Three. Yellow. Soaked in blood. Probably because of the animals."

"Don't worry about it, love," he said reassuringly. He then decided to change the topic. "Here, you must be hungry." He passed a beakfish roast over to Hict, who began to messily devour it. "Also, I've got this," he said, and began to search through his coffers. He pulled out, smiling, a huge bottle of strawberry wine. "Your favourite." He kissed Hict and sstroked her fin. "I've got to talk to Progy now, see you later," he said as he left the room.

Back in Progy's throne room, Progy was waiting patiently for the return of the general. "What new has your consort brought back from her scouting?" he asked.
"Nothing good."
"Why? What's happening?"
"The North Heaven. They probably disagree with our coopahan harvesting program, and they are building an army."
"That is bad. I'll have to agree with what you were saying before; project Mul must be completed, and quickly. Get all our finest masons and mechanics!"

A month passed, and it became Felsite. In the meantime, the general had assembled a band of masons and mechanics. An army of peasants was hauling huge volumes of stone into the castle where the weapon was being built.

The masons grabbed the stone and began working on building the huge barrel of the weapon. The also created a giant tank to store the liquid ammunition in, and dug a huge shaft until the dirt seemed warm enough to melt underneath their feet. They then climbed back up the precarious, ramshackle staircase they had built, destroying it as they climbed. Soon they were at the top of the pit.

Two burly peasants, wearing a simily filthy robe as the one the young boy wore, carefully carted a large barrel into the castle. With a loud grunt, they tossed it down the huge pit they had dug. It exploded spectacularly.

From the top of the pit, the masons and engineers could see the tounges of flame lick their way out of the pit. To add to that, the ground began to groan like a great beast, just waking up. Quickly, everyone ran out of the castle, hoping for the plan to work.

Iumutus had no idea what was happening, and was incredibly inquisitive. "Daddy! Daddy! What's happening? Daddy! Daddy! Will Mommy be all right? Daddy! Daddy! Can I have a go at building the gun?"

That's it for now. Looks like it turned out to be a bit more than a paragraph.

--Thomas

Some items i have found in WF

Heres some items I have found in waterbe fortress, and their descriptions.

Yamentmit 7 gold opal coins
Weight: >1kg
This is a stack of 300 yamentmit 7 gold opal coin.
This is the gold opal currency of Yamentmit from the year 7. On the front of the coin is a rendition of a image of a mechnisms. The image is the symbol of The Taut Siege, a waterbien civilization. On the coin's back is a superiorly designed imaged of Balkout Singedarmours the waterbe and waterbe. Balkout Singedarmours is surrounded by the waterbe. The artwork relates to the ascention of the waterbe Balkout Singedarmours to the position of king of The Taut Siege in 1.

Bronze armour costume
Weight: 8kg
This is a well-crafted bronze armour costume.

Bronze war game
Weight: 8kg
This is a finely-crafted bronze war game. It is studded with electrum. This object menaces with spikes of stibnite. On the item is an image of clouds in lapiz lazuli.

Pine weaponsmith's shop sign
Weight: 33kg
This is a pine weaponsmith's shop sign.
The slab reads "The Common Arrow / Weapons".

Live pilad
Weight: >1kg
This is a live pilad.

As you can see, the DF engine generates some pretty cool items.

Are there any other items you want me to obtain and write the desriptions of? Just add a comment or something.

--Thomas