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psychological fact #77
the crusty stuff you get in the corner of your eyes when you wake up is remnant of your dreams.
the color tells about how your dreams were.
yellow means you dreamt about love.
brown means you dreamt about death.
green means you dreamt about wealth.
colorless means you dreamt about fame.
black means you dreamt about nothing.

Where to even start on complaining reviewing?

"psychological fact #77"

 #77? Where is #76? Or #79? Where can I find this database of psychological facts?

"the crusty stuff you get up in the corner of your eyes when you wake up is remnant of your dreams"

 Dreams are just electricity going around in your brain pretending you are somewhere else, whilst you are paralyzed and so unable to move. How does that affect rheum production at all? It's just made of mucin (some protein), and skin cells and dust!

"the color tells you about how your dreams were"

You spelt (correct word, look it up) 'colour' wrong. Also, does protein know how to interpret neurological electric signals? If so, why aren't we using it for airport security! Imagine the benefits of a passport that changes colour when someone is planning on doing terrorism!

"yellow means you dreame..." [snip] "...out nothing"

As you can see, these skin cells/proteins/dust has pigments which are told by the protein what you are thinking about, then use an organised union thingy to determine which pigments they should use.

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