Kerbal Diaries: Solid Booster

Bob: What is THAT?

Jebediah: It's my new rocket. Do you like it?

Bob: Jebediah, you've just got out of hospital. Why are you so eager to return?

Jebediah: Well, it's too late now. It's already started.

Bob: Will this explode?

Jebediah: [cough] Yes.

Bob: Jebediah? Are you OK?

Jebediah: Better than OK.

Bob: Jebediah, I don't know how you did that, but dear Kod, it's actually flying.

Jebediah: Just. Wow.

Jebediah: It looks like the solid fuel has just ran out. I hope the shielding I put on it works.

Jebediah: Damn. Oh well, I can just add heavier shielding.

Kerbal Diaries: Tower Nova

Bob: Wow. That's a fairly tall tower. How much did it cost?

Jebediah: Not much - most of it is made from stuff I found in the junkyard. No - all of it's made from stuff I found in the junkyard.

Bob: Is it safe?

Jebediah: Maybe.

Bob: No. Absolutely not. I forbid it. Anyway, how could you buzz the tower? Your tower can't even move.

Jebediah: Good plan.

Bob: No.

Jebediah: Fine, I'll come down...

Jebediah: Ouch.

Bill: Hi Bob. HI JEB! What's going on?

Bob: Jebediah's trying to get down from that tower.

Jebediah: Allow me to restate my previous statement: Ouch.

Bill: Just wriggle off. The ground is sturdy enough.

Jebediah: Right.

...

AAAAHHHH OUCH

Bob: I'll get the ambulance.

[Later, in the Kerbal Hospital]

Jebediah: I've been thinking. You know fireworks?

Bob: I know what you're thinking of doing. It's a bad idea.