Bob: Wow. That's a fairly tall tower. How much did it cost?
Jebediah: Not much - most of it is made from stuff I found in the junkyard. No - all of it's made from stuff I found in the junkyard.
Bob: Is it safe?
Jebediah: Maybe.
Bob: No. Absolutely not. I forbid it. Anyway, how could you buzz the tower? Your tower can't even move.
Jebediah: Good plan.
Bob: No.
Jebediah: Fine, I'll come down...
Jebediah: Ouch.
Bill: Hi Bob. HI JEB! What's going on?
Bob: Jebediah's trying to get down from that tower.
Jebediah: Allow me to restate my previous statement: Ouch.
Bill: Just wriggle off. The ground is sturdy enough.
Jebediah: Right.
...
AAAAHHHH OUCH
Bob: I'll get the ambulance.
[Later, in the Kerbal Hospital]
Jebediah: I've been thinking. You know fireworks?
Bob: I know what you're thinking of doing. It's a bad idea.
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